“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute

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url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

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vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

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obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

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