"I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my
tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
- (via suchvodka)

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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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